Brandon Davis (advertising director, circulation manager, designer)

What makes you laugh so hard you pee your pants?

Can’t say that I’ve laughed so hard that I’ve peed my pants (or at least I wouldn’t admit it). Dry, witty or crude humor usually does it for me. I think Tina Fey is spot-on in her writing. “30 Rock,” “The Family Guy,” and “Saturday Night Live” political satire are gold.

Peanut butter: Crunch or creamy?

I really don’t have a preference. I like variety.

Toilet paper: Folded over or under the roll?

Definitely under. Don’t judge me.

Thunderstorms or snowstorms?

Unless I’m skiing, I could do without snowstorms. As for thunderstorms, if it’s summer time at night, they’re the best. I especially love watching thunder/lightning over Lake Erie.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

I don’t have just one. People who litter––particularly those who throw things like garbage, cigarettes or gum out of their cars. People who don’t recycle simply because it’s inconvenient. Narrow-mindedness, ignorance, arrogance, clutter and dirt are also big pet peeves.

What type of music do you sing in the shower/car?

I don’t sing in the car or shower that often. I usually listen to news or talk radio while driving.

If you could fill a pool with anything other than water…

I’m going to have to agree with Patrick on this one and go with J-E-L-L-O!

Your Internet and TV are out of service for a whole day. What do you do instead?

Go outside. Go hiking. Go to the beach. Go skiing. Go for a walk and explore. Get in the car or jump on a train and visit a city I’ve never been to. Read something.

What TV family would you like to live with?

“The Jetsons.” Who wouldn’t want to live in a futuristic space world with a robotic housemaid? Oh, you wouldn’t? Who asked you?

Describe your ideal birthday.

Any birthday that I’m fortunate to spend with my close friends and family would be fantastic. But if we’re talking about ideal––I would love to spend a birthday traveling to a part of the world I’ve never seen. Somewhere where I could experience a cosmopolitan city and the wilderness in the same day.

Something you may not know about me…

When I was a child, there was a period of time where I had an unusual obsession with vacuum cleaners. Every time we visited a family friend’s house, I wasn’t happy until they took me to their vacuum closest to show me theirs. To me, vacuums were magical. In retrospect, I think this might have lead to my compulsive cleaning habits of today.