Steve Soroka (web designer, photographer)

What makes you laugh so hard you pee your pants?

People falling, tripping or getting hit in the crotch. Basically what “America’s Funniest Home Videos” is all about, which is why I record every episode.

Peanut butter: Crunchy or creamy?

Crunchy makes PB&J more fun.

Toilet paper: Folder over or under the roll?

Folded over for sure. It just looks right.

Thunderstorms or snowstorms?

Although I love both, I think I would have to pick snowstorms. It goes back to being a kid and the anticipation of school being cancelled. Being done with school now, it’s still nice to wake up to a ton of white, fluffy snow.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

People who talk, text or eat like a horse at the movies. Worst offender: Someone who bursts out, “Did you just see that?!” (of course they did, they’re watching the movie) to their friend while texting their Mom and shoveling popcorn into their mouth at the same time.

What song do you sing in the shower/car?

’80s rock ballads.

If you could fill a pool with anything other than water…

Those colored plastic balls from Chuck-E-Cheese.

Your Internet and TV are out of service for a whole day. What do you do instead?

Read a book. I don’t read enough and always enjoy it when I do.

What TV family would you like to live with?

Either “The Simpsons” or Ricky Stratton from “Silver Spoons,” so I could ride on his miniature train and play all of his arcade-size video games.

Describe your ideal birthday.

Family, friends and a Bills helmet-shaped football cake.

Something you may not know about me…

I have an alter ego that comes out during every football season. No matter how calm and easy-going I seem, all that goes out the door come 8:00 a.m. on the day of the first home game (the parking lots open at 8:00 a.m. for crazy tailgaters like myself). I take my football very seriously, or as some people see it, too seriously.