What the Hail

I was at the office yesterday, and what first felt like a thundering cloud of man-eating Transformers falling to the earth to capture our souls in a rapture of despair turned out to be this:

Does anyone want to explain to me just how, exactly, hail—balls of frozen water, mind you—fall from the sky which has an average air temperature of 70 degrees, a relative humidity at 3-over-89.23%-to-the-832.5 power and a heat index of 3.14159265....a la mode?  I don’t know anything about science, meteorology or while we’re at it, logic, but I can tell you this much....IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE!

I’m glad the monsters were not actual Transformers, and their supposed rapture was just an innocent rain storm; I feared for my life for all of 13 minutes.  I’m thinking of moving to a basement somewhere where these attacks are far less frequent.  Some more views of that terrible monstrosity:

Posted by on 06/17 at 10:24 AM